If I am ever in the Manchester or Nottingham area, you won’t need me to tell you — you’ll be able to hear my howl of anguish on the other side of the galaxy!

But (if I am going to be) I’ll drop you a PM … that you can miss by not logging into Medium until at least two months later, a fortnight after the date has passed … nevertheless.

Here … almost entirely un-à-propos … I found you something that might prove useful when called upon to justify studying Philosophy …

How workers killed the liberal arts

Keep it to yourself though; don’t show it to any of the other tardboxes in the department — let them crash and burn.

Just refer to it in a relevant essay/paper — quote a bit of it, cite the author(s), you know the drill by now.