I’d get on to them now, if I were you — you live in Zone 3 … it’ll be a cold day in Hell before the likes of you has anything resembling a life, so having a plan just in case the day ever comes that you move to Zone 1 or Zone 2 would be a good idea 😜

As you’re left-handed … finding out where there are freak-shows you could seek engagement with … and flop-houses you can sleep in … would be my first enquiry, if I were you (thankfully, I’m not, but you take my point) — they don’t often come to Zones 1 and 2, but it’d be a foot in the door, at least (and, as long as you keep your left-handedness hidden when not performing, you might even be be able to fool your way into a more permanent arrangement in a hostel or somewhere ¹).

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¹ Maybe you could wear a glove on your right hand and tell people it was horribly crippled in a terrible accident and you’ve had to learn to use your left-hand — real people will still look at you with disgust, obviously, but someone might take pity on you and give you a job out of sight ².

² Maybe as a speciality brothel service for perverts — you could give degenerates left-handed hand-jobs 😂