I rest my case.

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Also … don’t tell me you didn’t love these (or your local equivalent) as a girl …

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Of course you did — except the stories were probably about courageous Spanish nobles and members of the Falange Española Tradicionalista y de las JONS doing refined, upper class (like eating Tapir on the veranda) or heroic (like hunting badgers) things on horseback rather than the above examples.