Where Angels Fear
2 min readDec 12, 2021

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I gave the first one my usual test:

1. Read the first page

2. Read a couple from the first quarter of the book

3. Read a couple from just before the middle

4. Read a couple from just after the middle

5. Read a couple more from the last quarter of the book

She can't write — I mean, even allowing for the fact that it's a kids/YA story, it's stylistically simplistic to the point of insulting to anyone above two years of age ¹.

I didn't even make it past step 3.

Sure,Pratchett's first couple were tediously clichéd pastiches of fantasy tabletop RPG tropes and I had no more intention of reading any others than I do of watching anything by National Lampoon, or starring Steve Martin or Will Ferrel ... but he could at least write.

And the films did nothing to disabuse me of their lowbrow aspirations — it's just GoT without the incest.

I will agree that anything that encourages people (especially children) to enjoy reading is a potentially a good thing.

But ... otoh ... there are people who enjoy reading Mein Kampf.

So ... you know ...

Also, the warmed over nostalgia-by-proxy for an era that never was ... Enid Blyton in a threesome with Billy Bunter and J.C.T. Jennings ... resulted in a statistically significant number of young children declaring their desire to attend boarding school ² — and that seldom ends well for anyone.

¹ See ̶S̶p̶o̶t̶ Harry ̶r̶u̶n̶ fly.

̶R̶u̶n̶ Fly, ̶S̶p̶o̶t̶ Harry, ̶r̶u̶n̶ fly!

² And, no, most of them weren't hoping to escape domestic abuse as a result.

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Where Angels Fear
Where Angels Fear

Written by Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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