I find that hard to believe.

The Netherlands, okay … but South Africa?

Are you sure?

However … technically, so am I ¹ … so, that’s not quite the riposte you might’ve been hoping it was.

But, logistically, it might not make any difference and it’s a bit of a sore issue for me, as you know — I was planning to escape this septic isle sooner rather than later but now … thanks to the bresxshitters … I might find myself stuck here, even though, theoretically, I could live anywhere in the E.U. rent-free ² and, therefore, not even need that big a pension anyway <sigh>.

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¹ Dual nationality, remember.

² I am a man of surprising ways and means.