I am both older than the Internet and most definitely a child of (amongst other places, including, but not limited to, continental Europe) Great Britain.

Moreover, I understand the concepts very well, thankyou ... what with having been, amongst other things (my being a ‘polymath’ and all) a teacher of English to native speakers and as a foreign language … to both adults and children … for some thirty years now, on and off.

The fact that my subversion of them doesn’t meet with your approval is of no consequence to anyone but … well, yourself and nobody else … \and I submit, in passing, that, given that my satirical exercise in the complete opposite of them managed to pass you by with, possibly, the largest “Whoosh!” anyone has heard in a very long time indeed (if not, in fact, ever) you are far from as clever as you like to flatter yourself.

I appreciate that you fancy your contribution, such as it was, helpful but not only was it not so but your attempts at condescension ¹ fell flat too — I suggest you practice more before embarrassing yourself in public again.

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¹ That’s when you ‘talk down’ to someone, by telling them something they (almost certainly) already know — it’s a bit like being patronising.