I Am Not V’ger
(But You Are Still Error)
A bit of a mixed bag for you this morning … not least because I’m up far too early for someone who wasn’t out partying last night and shouldn’t be doing this.
The traditional Christmas films arseholes will force you to watch
IT'S coming up to Christmas, which means some tosser will make you sit next to them to watch a Christmas movie they…
Much, I imagine, to Aura’s chagrin, I haven’t mentioned anything to do with gaming for a while. This is mostly because I can haz ̶c̶h̶e̶e̶z̶e̶b̶u̶r̶g̶e̶r̶ studio and have been too busy to play games, But … if you have time and money to spare, she and/or Oscar might be willing to run you a game of Nobilis.
Note: In anticipation for the upcoming Third Edition of Nobilis, the Wiki will go under remodeling (and repurpose) in…
Or she might just tell me to piss off and stop trolling — it’s anybody’s call really, this one ¹.
In the meantime, however, know this …
Just as there really is no need to question what the evolutionary advantage might be of ̶f̶l̶o̶o̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶o̶r̶p̶h̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶d̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶ female orgasmmmmmmmm ⁵ …. there really is no need to research why some people invert the Y-axis on their game controller
'There's a gaping hole in our knowledge': the scientists studying why gamers invert their controls
t is one of the most contentious aspects of video game playing - a debate where opposing sides literally cannot see…
It’s because they are wrong,
Would you invert the X-axis?
I rest my case.
I might think of something
- more than one of the above
… to say later … or I might continue pondering the matter of evil … or I might not and this might, therefore, be your lot for today, as I, instead, find something worthwhile to do with my time rather than wasting any more precious seconds of my scarily finite lifespan on your sorry, Zone 3 dwelling arses ⁶ — ooh, the suspense … isn’t Life exciting? ⁷
Okay, that’s it for now … l8rz, peeps.
¹ After January though, you should ask her about Catherine and just how indebted she is to me ².
² Aura that is … not Catherine ³.
³ She’s not real ⁴.
⁴ Catherine that is not Aura.
⁵ Although … if you’re a cute, female field researcher then, please, note that I’m only too willing to help you with that:
Shaving Rapunzel’s Privates
(Impregnating Hot, Red-Headed Women For Fun And Profit)
⁷ Well, not yours, obviously: insofar as your pitiful span here on this planet might be termed such, rather than simply ‘existence,’ it will continue to be a wretchedly mind-numbing, spirit-sapping, soul-destroying drudge from cradle (or cardboard box, in your case, if your circumstances are better than average, a ditch if not) to grave (likewise, most probably a hole in the ground, if your remains aren’t eaten by feral cats/rats first) …
Existential Ennui: The RPG
Some time ago, Aura was asking about good TTRPGs (tabletop role playing game).
… but as, for you, waiting to see what pearls of wisdom I futilely cast before your Philistine snouts is almost certainly the most exciting thing you’ll do today (or, indeed, any other day for that matter) … well, you take my point — under the circumstances, a little poetic licence about your miserable ‘life’ is acceptable, I think ⁸.
⁸ You can thank me for that kindness later — if, as is likely, writing is beyond you, perhaps you could express it in the form of dance … and post a video of your efforts ⁹.
⁹ It’ll be bound to bring a tear to my eye one way or another, won’t it? And you never know … it might not be in pain ¹⁰.
¹⁰ Okay, okay … obviously, it will be … but there might be an element of my finding it touching too, so you could give it a try nevertheless