How I See You

Except for QA … because, if you’re doing your job properly, there should be no need for it ¹ and I pull my hair out over others’ pitiful endeavours enough as it is, so I’ve really no need to make it the focus of my life, thanks very much, Life’s miserable enough as it is … I’ve performed all of these roles in my time.

Guess which one I most identify with, however.


¹ I take pride in my work, so why don’t you? How come you’re even still employed here … or indeed anywhere for that matter? Nepotism? Sexual favours? Got something on the boss? What? How? Why? Jesus!



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Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.