When it comes to the level of knuckle-dragging in the UK, I’d say the next election will give us all the evidence we need.

Hmmmm … well, we already know about the UK from the last one: the Celts (Scotland/N.I./Welsh in Wales) voted to live in the world of the Future …whilst the mongrels (Italians/Germans/Danes/French in England/Wales) prefer incest.

That just leaves the 48% semi-toilet-trained English — and how many of them are at least using the potty (if not the toilet)¹ … and how many are out of nappies but can’t be relied upon not to shit in the corner of the room if left unsupervised?²

As a 4-way split pedigree half-breed myself, who lives in the outer reaches beyond even zone 3, I’m no more equipped to comment than you.

<sigh>

We’ve been through this before.

There is no such place as ‘beyond Zone 3’.

Though I have to say, the wild boar round here are absolutely not stupid.

Do you mean the animal or is ‘wild boar’ a slang term of which I am unaware?³

—
¹ Pro EU for positive reasons.

² Pro EU, but only because they wish to exploit even more people by driving it in a neoliberal direction (it is, after all, a bigger ‘market’ than little old Blighty)

³ Like ‘bear’ is for large, hirsute gay guys?