(No, not SouthpawPoet, for once)
“I just couldn’t take Harry Potter seriously.
I mean, c’m’oooooon … a ginger kid with friends!?”
— Unattributed ¹
Now see here …
43 Reasons Why The Past Is Creepy, As Shared By This Online Group
With the first photographs being produced over a century ago, the world captured in them looked very different from…
Look at the first response to #37: “Whyyyyyy???”
Because freckles are the sign of unnatural congress with the Devil — his semen, spurted on your face, leaves lesions and sores that dry into telltale dirty, brown traces of your sin.
That’s why, you filthy, freckled harlot!
At least have the decency to feel shame and have them lasered off, you … you … you syphilitic whore of Babylon (there, I said it) !!!
Ten years old (if even that), and already one of Satan’s concubines … it’s disgusting … disgusting, I tell you — you make me sick, you filthy degenerate!
¹ But I wish it had been me *sigh*