Heh ... actually it was simultaneously both more romantic than your poem (no cardboard/plastic) and less so (no baby turtles and no lovemaking).

But, yeah, we could make a Discworld, or Nobilis, character out me yet, couldn't we? ¹

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¹ Some sort of god, I shouldn’t wonder ² 😉

² Have you read Hogfather yet? Or Small Gods? ³ I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn I were already the ‘Oh, God’ of something or other in this world.

³ Probably best to leave them for later, if you haven’t — reading those ones in order, your appreciation of them will be greatly enhanced by having a firm grounding in Discworld lore first.