Hahaha … excellent!

Well worth the wait.

Touché.

a language known to have stolen, begged and borrowed over half its vocabulary from any other language it came in contact with

And you wondered why piracy sprang so readily to mind!

But English is one of the more advanced languages … which is why it is so simple — and, in fact, U.S. English, in simplifying it even further, is even more advanced.

Out of interest, which accents do you find pleasant and why?