Good Lord, woman ... they're your questions - surely you now what they were!

Is cos you is left-handed?

It is, isn't it? It's because you're left-handed

It's bad enough when the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing, but when you're left-handed, you're fucked - the left hand doesn't know what it's doing!

*sigh*

The questions about what I'm like IRL vs what I'm like here and whether there's any difference between the two incarnations of my sparkling personality.