"Future literary classics that will be required reading in school," as a friend observed.

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If you haven't already. you should read Warren Ellis' Crooked Little Vein; it's nothing like the others, but you do learn that the Vice President likes to shit the bed recreationally

... and a surprising amount about Godzilla bukkake and related activities.

Just don’t read it last thing at night — can’t sleep … ̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ dinosaurs will ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ fuck my face!

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Then you should speak to him and get the movie optioned; the World needs to be more widely exposed to dino bukkake …and men in dingy rooms, sitting on clapboard chairs, jerking themselves off with giant, foam tyrannosaurus claws by the light of Super-8 projectors.

Get John Waters to direct it … it’ll be a huge success ¹.

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¹ Not necessarily in your lifetime ² … but a huge success nevertheless.

² Although you never can tell these days.