Five Go Wild On Mescalin ¹
I’m not, for even a moment, suggesting that children’s television programmes warp minds.
After all …
“If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”
— Marcus Brigstocke
And just because I can’t think of one myself, that doesn’t mean there isn’t probably some perfectly innocent explanation … that doesn’t involve the hardcore abuse of controlled substances … as to why a young boy and the dayglo orange-and-pink spawn of the unholy union of a rabbit and a squirrel should be skipping, hand-in-hand, through the countryside in possession of a spoon — I just can’t think of one myself.
But there are some things you see and think “What the actual F…ck!?”
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¹ As everything you link to on Medium gets taken down no later than 0.0000000001e-1,000,000,000 nanoseconds after you press ‘Publish’, I’m not going to link to this here — just copy/paste the following into a browser and delete the space … https://www.youtube .com/watch?v=TKszD1XqpQQ ².
² https://www.youtube .com/watch?v=NUyJbEBNtPU
