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Filth ’N’ Sleaze

That’s what I play … that and hostility … and bad and wrong … and, occasionally, when I get my hands on the right stuff, all three at once — it’s so cocksure that you hate it for being right that it’s going home with you tonight.

But … Aura’s wistful suspicions re my primal nature aside … I bet you didn’t know just how dirty things can get.

Wanna see?

I warn you … it’s utter filth.

Still here?

On your own head be it then.

Here you go, meat … my new toy:

Suck on THAT!

I warned you.

You can’t say I didn’t warn you.

I said it was filthy.

And I didn’t lie, did I?

That’s just dirty!

Not 13Hz dirty, no … but it goes <ahem> down to 31.5Hz — and as long as it’ll do 33Hz, it’ll be popular with the ladies at any volume, never mind as loud as a … how can I put this? As loud as a jackhammer or power drill (I said it was dirty).

So, there you go … some filth ’n’ sleaze for you (you love it really).

Anyway … if anyone needs me … I’ll be in ̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶k̶ the studio (I’ve got something needs measuring).

Something for the poets amongst you: Penta — Robot Poetry

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Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.