Are you bored today?

Far from it!

I have been working extraordinarily hard the last seven days and yesterday was the busiest of all.

Moreover, it was all far from boring — especially yesterday.

And, furthermore, potentially very lucrative — we shall see.

I am drinking at the moment because the last straw visited me three times today….

Oh, dear.

Have you considered moving without leaving a forwarding address?

Or even simply into a gated community?

now come fix my car before I starve to death.

I can fix (some) minds, computers and audiovisual systems, not infernal combustion engines — sorry.

Can of worms hath been opened…do what you will with it.

Well, that depends upon where it is: I could find myself either panic stricken in case the worms come to harm as they escape ... or else laughing hysterically as I chase them about only for them to escape once more whilst I’m busy chasing others — worms can be surprisingly entertaining.