False Advertising

It’s not free at all … you have to pay for it with money from your account!

You aren’t told that until after you’ve taken the cash out though — if I hadn’t noticed the unusual cash withdrawal on my statement, I’d never have known!

That’s how they get you, you know: £10,000 here … £20,000 there — it all adds up and, before you know it, you’re £120,000 overdrawn!

What a scam!

Yeah, yeah … it’s a tired/old/lame joke — but it’s a free one, so, you can’t complain, can you?