Faerie Tales

If the Assassin’s Creed games have taught me anything, it’s that Canadians aren’t real (not even on Fridays ¹ )

Canadians?

Seriously?

What next?

A jolly, fat, old elf from the North Pole, who rides a sleigh … drawn by magical, flying reindeer … through the skies and climbs down chimneys to deliver presents to everyone in the World? All in a single night?

Or how about a fairy who purchases children’s used teeth?

French people … from ‘The North’ … who apologise?

Yeah … right … ‘Canadians’ … sure ².

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¹ Although they might as well be made of fish as not.

² Next you’ll be telling me Stephen M. Tomic isn’t adopted and his parents didn’t dump him on the local goblins’ doorstep and run away!