Duuuuuuuuude!

TMI!

Even when I’m indulging in shock-jock antics … and I’ve said some pretty gnarly stuff in my time¹ … even I don’t go there.

Nobody needs to hear that!

Whilst stumbling upon a faked up image of Oprah fingering herself was a shock, at least it was funny. But I am never gonna be able to get the image of you flopping about at half mast out of my head now — there just isn’t enough mindbleach in the World!

And I spent one of my three stories on this!

You need to provide people with some sort of advance warning before they spend their meagre allowance on PTSD — Jesus!

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¹ Stuff I’ve said to a handful of people who know me well … who will appreciate the joke … but never in a public forum.