DROOO…ooo…ooo…ooo…lll…

{With a capital ‘DROOO…ooo…ooo…ooo…lll…’)

https://www.pioneerdj.com/en-us/landing/ddj-1000-ow-collaborative-dj-controller-with-off-white/

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It’d be no good for me though … I ride the faders HAAAAARD and I’d break it in no time — and an all-in-one unit’s a bitch when part of it breaks ¹.

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Besides which, I lost my heart to the Allen & Heath Xone:62 many years ago now and I’m jonesing for a Xone:92

XONE:92 | Allen & Heath

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Or even a Xone:96

Xone:96 | Allen & Heath

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But, you gotta admit the DDJ-1000-OW is veeeeeery pretty.

Very sexy indeed ².

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siii…iii…iiigh* … I am such a sucker for a pretty face.

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But, no … I’m an A&H man and I shall stay true to my love, despite the siren’s call — 3-band EQ is so unrefined in comparison.

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¹ You keep thinking to yourself “It’s still good. It’s still good” … but it isn’t — and like Homer Simpson’s sandwich, hanging onto it will just do you wrong in the longrun.

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² Dunno ‘bout anyone else, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

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