Don't they have a 'football' ¹ team to support?

Maybe the US should stop with the long, drawn-out military failures overseas and start conscription again.

Then it could send the MAGA lot to fight decisively short military failures overseas, rid itself of much of its lunatic fringe and have those who manage to survive suitably chastened by their experience of trying to 'own' a real opponent instead of an imaginary one dreamt up after masturbating furiously over The Rock whilst engaging in tearful cognitive dissonance with their mirrors (it's not gay, if you only wank over manly men, you see).

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¹ You know the one ... that game you Americans play with your hands.