2 min readOct 22, 2018
Don’t believe a word of these lies, people!
He’s a minion … spreading misinformation, disinformation, propaganda and fake news.
A sock puppet, no less.
The reason the socks (and underwear) disappear … and, more disconcertingly, foreign items appear ¹ … is clowns.
Clowns do it …
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¹ Ha! Notice how there was no mention of that phenomenon in this long, shaggy dog tale!