Christmas Cancelled
Well, it’s that time of year again and I really should pen something curmudgeonly, if not outright wrist-slittingly depressing — people have certain expectations of this show and who am I to disappoint them, eh?
But, for various reasons, I’m really not in the mood to do so — I simply don’t have the élan right now … just not feeling it … you feel me?
So, in lieu of some disappointingly half-hearted attempt to warm over a glitter-rolled turd, here’s an omnibus of inspiration to warm your cockles — may you enjoy the spirit of Christmas Past where angels fear to tread … ho ho ho …
If all that has left you feeling abjectly depressed … or, conversely, laughing like a loon … introduce a (young) child of your acquaintance (ideally your own) to the below — hand them an iPad (or phone) for them to enjoy it on.
That should realign your mood.
