Bons Mots

“Never walk when you can r̶u̶n̶ crouch, out of sight, and shoot people in the face from a distance with a sniper rifle” … that’s my motto ¹.

Well … that and “Suck on that, you bastard!”

Oh … and “Shit, shit, shit, shit, FUCK!” — that’s my motto too.

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¹ Frequently followed by the coda “In the face!” but also, on occasion, as circumstance necessitates “In the back!” ²

² Fester Adams has much to answer for.