Bless Me, Father … For I Am Sin
Per the Catholic church, the act of Confession is the portal to Paradise and the way to life everlasting.
I just attempted the washing up.
I don’t think a few Hail Marys and Our Fathers are going to cover it 😒
In fact, it might be simpler all around just to accept my inevitable fate and join the other side now already, whilst what’s left of my life here on Earth is long enough to make earthly delights worth pursuing.
In the meantime, however, it might be simpler to burn the place down than push my luck any further — I fear I’m developing a thousand yard stare.