Black Sheep

HAHAHAHAHA … I am such a bad influence, I can’t even be left on my own — lest I lead myself astray!

Nobody got hurt or anything ¹, but, left to my own devices for no more than five minutes, I managed to …

Well … I shouldn’t really go into that here; people … not least I, myself … could get into serious trouble, if I did — but, trust me, even I’m really quite … ‘horrified’ isn’t quite the word I’d use, but you get my drift … by my own behaviour.

I really am no role-model … more of an anti-role-model, you might say … and how I’m still alive is beyond me — either I hold the record for the largest number of guardian angels to suffer nervous breakdowns or else I’m the Chosen One … to whom no harm may befall …

… or both.

Either way around, however, it’s nothing short of miraculous that I‘m still around to tell … or not, as the case may be … tales of my antics.

Seriously … sometimes, even I have to look back on things and think “What the Hell!?! What is wrong with you, man? ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE!?!”

And, really … left alone for just five minutes … it shouldn’t be possible for even me to get up to that amount of mischief!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where angels fear to tread indeed! 😀

The best bit was when my friends returned and I, in all seriousness, said “You left me unsupervised. You know what I‘m like — how could you be so irresponsible?

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play with the rest of you really. 😉

¹ How could they? … I was (mostly) on my own.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.