Where Angels Fear
9 min readDec 19, 2017

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You know how everything tastes almost-but-not-entirely like chicken¹ well …

We haven’t had a major food-scandal for a while, even though we’re in the grip of a major, world-wide economic depression³.

The French market for frogs legs is pretty niche and, in the current economic climate, probably in need of a fiscal shot in the leg, so to speak, and frogs are smaller and can be farmed intensively in less space than chickens and, well … you never know, do you? Frogs legs taste almost-but-not-entirely like chicken.

¹ Amazingly, even chicken nuggets taste almost-but-not-entirely like chicken².

² Which is surprising really, because they start out as pork scratchings, donkey itchings, sheep scabs and bits of broken-down race-horses past their prime.

³ Europe is doing particularly badly and the EU, if not the whole ED, appears to in danger of splintering.

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Where Angels Fear

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.