Armitage Shanks.

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What is going on with this documentary!?!

The title led me to understand that it was about pagan culture but … eighty-seven percent into it … I still haven’t seen any sheep-shagging!

Or nubile, young women writhing naked in the moonlight ¹.

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I don’t do pr0n …

1. You can look but not touch? Fuck that … I wanna … well, fuck that now you come to mention it.
2. If I’ve got the time for porn, I’ve got the time to have sex myself … and in which way would my time be better spent, do you think?
3. Professional actresses aren’t actually necessarily really like the characters they play — a list of all the locations where lithe, nubile, young women like to writhe naked and bathed in the light of several spotlights and in front of an entire camera crew for free, on the other hand … now that has a real world, girl (you touch) next door quality to it 😉

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¹ In the bright moonlight I might like to mention to the makers of the documentary — possibly even enhanced with several hundred thousand candles’ worth of illumination ².

² For hours on end, I might also add in passing.