2 min readJun 22, 2019
Alexa, Please Send A Letter
[The Commuter Chronicles — Part 14]
People like Alexa disturb me so much that I’m sure she’ll appreciate my need for her to wear a badge so I can identify her and exercise my right to insist she:
sit elsewhere
get off the bus/train/tube
leave the room/building/town/country/planet/galaxy/universe
In fact, the knowledge that there may not only be sub-atomic particles that were once part of her absolutely anywhere in my vicinity at any time but that they are quantumly entangled with others and she is effectively everywhere all the time is such an invasion of my space that if someone were to travel back in time and prevent her from being born I’d be ever so grateful, thank you
