Do you know why there’s so much adultery, wife-swapping and whatever other tawdry ways the denizens eke out their wretched existence, in Zone 3?
Because there’s fuck all else to do there.
When you live somewhere with a population of 2,000 it might as well have a population of 2 … because, when it comes down to finding like-minded people with whom to have fun, even 100% of fuck all is a whole load of nobody.
The TV is witless, the kids are driving you up the wall, you hate your spouse and the pub shuts at 23:00.
You’ve got nowhere to go, no-one to go with and nothing to do when you get there .. because, wherever you go, there you are; and where you are is in another Zone 3 shithole like the one you just left
What are you going to do to keep from tearing your hair out?
Well, there’s always someone to do, isn’t there?
And, if it’s illicit, it’s exciting, isn’t it?
So, now you know: it’s because it’s Zone 3
Actually, I’m gonna have to post that rant now, aren’t I?
 I’m a scientist and I’m not a pervert.
A trifle disturbed maybe … possibly even a little disturbing … I’ll grant you — but then I have to share this planet with you lot … so it’d hardly be surprising if I were, would it?
But not a pervert —I have a healthy appreciation of normal sexual relations and have no need for any more than than fucking a woman senseless whilst she makes love to me ;)
 Happened to me the first time.
I was traumatised.
Since then I haven’t been able to cum for at least the first hour of sex … usually not for the first two hours — often not for twelve hours.
So she’d better like an awful lot of kissing and stroking … a serious amount of cunnilingus … want multiple orgasms … and be happy to spread sex out over the course of multiple occasions throughout the day — or else it’s not gonna work out for at least one of us.
Your mashup was cute, but not radical enough … the tracks aren’t dissimilar enough to create a real juxtaposition.
Meanwhile … I am fucking loving THIS!