Do Me A Favour!

If you are going to fuck me over, at least do me the courtesy of doing so with intent. If you are going to hold the point of view “I’m alright, Jack,” at least preface it with “Fuck you,” so that I know you care. Because there’s nothing worse than someone who doesn’t care enough to even notice you exist blandly apologising for their thoughtlessness.

With the above in mind, therefore, what do you say to someone who … seemingly without any malice … utters the words “Get pumped” at you?

My response was “Get fucked!”