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In the Past, Aura explained how it irks her when people redact expletives — the hypocrisy of it offends her and she’d rather they either didn’t bother in the first place or else, if they feel they absolutely must, that they swear up a f**king storm.
Since when, of course, I have made a point of redacting my more foul-mouthed outbursts:
- Those of you reading it know what I’m really saying — so, it has the same effect.
- It has more impact than the simple words themselves, meaning people actually pay more attention to them — c**nt*yfolk is lot more eyecatching than ‘countryfolk’, I find.
- Those who might be inclined to have sensibilities would stop reading at the first sight of anything ‘vulgar’ … and then they wouldn’t reach the punchline — where, instead of simply offending them with a swear/curse word or two, I can really upset them by casually mentioning something very distasteful indeed.
I despise people with sensibilities. They’re not sensitive, they merely wish to be thought so by putting their affected linguistic fascism in everyone else’s mouth (which is distasteful to say the least). Sensitive people care: people with sensibilities merely want to be seen to care and they deserve to be offended as often as is possible (if you’ll pardon my f**king French)
4. It irks herself into the bargain, so it’s win:win really 😀.
Nevertheless, I have periodically used … and do use … the vernacular in its full, unexpurgated form.
I have mentioned this fact before … and you should read the ‘story’ below because I link to this shit for a reason, not my f**king health …
And today … right here … right now … is going to be just such an occasion.
Because …
- it has been one of those days.
2. most significantly of all (and you really should stop reading now, if you are offended by ‘bad language’) … this ain’t f**king Sesame Street!
So, I have no idea what the numbers might have been, but what I can tell you is that today has been brought to you by the words
“F ̶u̶c̶k OFF, you c ̶u̶nt!”
There … I said it ¹.
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¹ And not for the first time today either; never mind room, c*unt yourself lucky you haven’t been sitting in the same building with me today — there are truckers, bikers, sailors, stevedores and marines who’d be shocked ².
² I dread to contemplate what the neighbours on the opposite side of the road must be thinking, but the ones on either side of me went out quite early and haven’t come back yet — Gordon Ramsey himself would be horrified ³.
³ Speaking of whom … maybe now … at 21:15 / 9:15pm … I might finally get a chance to cook and fucking eat something!
